Case:
Link Pinky Stick - Bard, Disaster..
Plaintiff(s):
Defendant(s):
Court Acknowledgement:
"Humble judges"
Bailiff Acknowledgement:
-
"N/A"
Ruling:
In Favor of Plaintiff.
Case Summary:
Link Pinky Stick is a jester-type Aarakocra Bard with a backstory that states he has constant diarrhea. LPS enjoys flying over new locations and giving them the "city pigeon treatment". After the third such occurrence, the DM had the townspeople capture LPS and burn his wings. LPS argues that his feathers would grow out again and he should have his wings back. The DM stated that LPS must visit a high-level cleric to be healed, at which time LPS threatened to leave the group. The remaining players, somehow, are starting to agree with LPS but the DM contends that this action is justified.
Verdict:
Justice Murph was indignant with this case from the start and correctly identified LPS as a problem player from the name alone. The bench unanimously agrees that the DM is fully justified in their actions and would go as far as to suggest additional punishments. Primarily, Justice Axford suggests multiple avenues for punishing this player in-game by making him an outlaw in all towns.
Sentence:
An albatross shall shit upon Link Pinky Stink. The DM was also sentenced; they must join an indoor, sand volleyball league, or start one if there is not one locally.